i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just threw up on my dentist
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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