you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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