Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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