In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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