So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
