I murdered the dance floor call the cops
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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