There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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