Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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