hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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