ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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