Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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