ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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