Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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