Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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