Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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