I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
