no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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