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I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I need to calm my uterus...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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