He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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