I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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