I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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