So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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