just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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