I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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