I will die if light touches me.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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