She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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