Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
