Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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