erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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