I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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