What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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