I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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