Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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