Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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