He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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