is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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