Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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