we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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