Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We talked him into tasing himself.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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