You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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