New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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