you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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