i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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