Whoa Z and x make the same sound
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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