we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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