Pappa wants mamma naked
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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