Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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