what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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