Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
