even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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