It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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