So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It's blow job season.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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