By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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