If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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