You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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