But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
