So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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